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Scientists finally figured out how corporate executives sleep at night: On giant bags of money.

Feb 24, 2026

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Scientists finally figured out how corporate executives sleep at night: On giant bags of money.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Researchers have long established that corporations are masters of political spin. Frequently, though, the claims prove to be deliberate lies that cause real harm. This phenomenon has had researchers around the world scratch their heads at the question of “how do corporate executives sleep at night?”

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United Nations passes Do No Harm business law. Half the global economy shuts down.

Jan 27, 2026

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3 min read

United Nations passes Do No Harm business law. Half the global economy shuts down.

In an unprecedented global move last month, the United Nations passed a law requiring all businesses to take on the medical field’s creed of: Do No Harm. This month, half the global economy shut down, showing the extent of harmful business activity in the world.

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